Scumbag Microwave

from See, What HAD Happened Was. . . by Dirty Metal Lefty

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lyrics

Back in the day when I was kid,
I ran from bus headed straight to the fridge.
Lunch felt a million hours ago:
Melted Shape-Ups and square pizza dough.
NT-2 was my free lunch code.

Went to the cabinet to grab me a bowl,
dreaming about the soup from the night before.
Into the drawer to grab me a spoon
and you know what I'm gonna do:
Into the black box on high for two

I hate you Scumbag Microwave
I hate you Scumbag Microwave
You give me a hot ass bowl
filled up with cold ass food
I hate you Scumbag Microwave

I grew up, bought house of my own
and it came with free appliances.
Walked in the kitchen and what do you know,
a brand new chrome box over the stove.
I love free shit, how could I say "No"?

Opened the door when I heard the ding.
The whole inside was steaming.
With hungry eyes I dove right in,
I grabbed my bowl, and I singed my skin.
Son of a bitch, he got me again!

I hate you Scumbag Microwave
I hate you Scumbag Microwave
You give me a hot ass bowl
filled up with cold ass food
I hate you Scumbag Microwave

(2016 © Dirty Metal Lefty)